Hello, and welcome to the culmination of incredibly dumb shit in art form. It was suggested to me that I do a Letterman comic.

My brain goes:

“Ok, … Letterman, … Letter Men? … M&M’s… They’re Letter Men. … Haha … Man I like those Strawberry Peanut Butter Ones … Fruit in M&M’s that’s weird. … Hey didn’t they make Chocolate Skittles a while back? Those were weird. … They should just combine them. Skittles and M&M’s. … S&M&M’s! … Haha … What’s that internet? Slumping sales in the Adult Entertainment Industry? … An M&M with a ball gag, it’ll have to be the yellow one. … Oh shit this is awfully convoluted and has nothing to do with David Letterman’s “Sextortion” Scandal. … eh I don’t care if he dipped his pen in the company ink.”

There you have it.
Also It’s always been sort of amusing to me that the M&M’s have flesh colored appendages. And strictly white appendages. It’s 2009 we have a black president, it’s time for a black M&M.

… But that’s a different comic.

Enjoy.